printing business cards?

Ok i really need your help and I cant take it anymore. My parents are fucking retarded and they cant do anything themselves. I need some information-printers ESPECIALLY made for business cards. Plotters, some sort of a gadget that cuts them into shape and stuff. pls any information will be useful! Any any help will be appreciated! Thanks in advance!

there are always printing shops all over the city and you can order one…..but if you have a microsoft office 2007 installed in your computer, then, your problem is solved. no need to go out. click the microsoft publisher and an array of tasks will be displayed…look for that Business Card and choose the most elegant style. gud luck.

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